Day 40: Aw, shit. Get your towels ready, it's about to go down.

So, tonights episode of LOST really effing got me hooked. The final twist was almost so awesome I couldn't take it.

SPOILERS: I'm pretty sure Sayid was made invincible by the waters that the asian dude and the translator put him in, but there has to be a catch. Maybe he's possessed by everybody's favorite son of God, Jacob? That's my argument for now, anyways. It was a Kate-centric episode, which at first kind of put me off, because I don't really find Kate's story that interesting, but Kate almost always follows Jack in order of episodes, so I saw it coming. We saw in the pilot that she makes a break for it and gets into a cab with Claire and un-born Aaron inside of it, puts a gun to the drivers head, and tells him to step on it. However, at a few different points during the entire episode of the alternate universe where the plane doesn't crash, Kate seems to somewhat recognize Claire, and is specifically recognizing her when she Claire instinctively names the baby Aaron. I'm thinking they remember things from being on the island, and certain memories trigger bigger ones. This is all speculation, though. Keep that in mind, folks. Then, at the end of the episode, Jin is about to get killed, right? He's got a bear trap on his ankle, and the guy from 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' is about to shoot him, but then out of nowhere he gets shot. We're made to think it's the black guy that he was with, but then the black guy gets lit up, too. After that, I thought 'HOLY SHIT, SAWYER SAVES THE FUCKING DAY! AND THAT'S AWESOME AND SIGNIFICANT BECAUSE HE WAS ALL DEPRESSED AND HE AND JIN ARE BESTIES!' but then, holy shit, even bigger twist. The fucking camera pans over to Claire. WHAT THE FUCK? HOW THE FUCK? WHY THE FUCK? I'm thinking it's not actually Claire, but it's the smoke monster manifesting itself as Claire, because it couldn't take over Sayid. So what's gunna happen is Claire (smoke monster) is going to save Jin and bring him back to the camp where Jack, Hurley, Sayid and Myles (sp?) are, and then they're all gunna be like 'LOLWTF IT'S CLAIRE LET THAT BEEZEY IN HERE' and then The Others are going to let Claire in, but then she'll go hide like Locke did, turn into the smoke monster, and start doing work on The Others, though, I can't be sure the smoke monster wants any of the Survivors. I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any beef with them, but who knows.

Holy shit, that's a long post. If you're not a LOST fan, it's going to suck to be you. You should still read that anyways, though, because I find that it is written pretty hysterically. Anyways, I'm off.

-Bobby